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Alright, get ready folks, because I've got something ridiculous to share with you! My newest parody music video, "Closer to Prod," is live and it's an absolute riot! Picture this: I took the iconic Nine Inch Nails song ‘Closer’ and gave it a hilarious twist that will have you in a fit of laughter. As you may recall, I promised my Twitter followers if I reached 50K followers I would do another music video, and… I have delivered!

In the video I have an absolutely-pretend guitar solo, which I perform spinning in an office chair! Yep, you heard that right. So if you’re ready to laugh, and need a break in your day, go here: https://youtu.be/Mt4RIb-d-TQ If you like it, please click the little “thumbs up” button for me.

Enjoy, my friends! Thank you so much for subscribing to all my stuff!

Events!

• March 15, I’m speaking at OWASP Cincinnati! Virtually!

• March 26, Semgrep Community is hosting the AMAZING Confidence Staveley of API Kitchen, to talk about securing APIs Click here to attend.

• April 11, Semgrep Community Panel: Building a Successful Security Champions Program: What Does it Take? with guests Chris Romeo, Dustin Lehr, Devin Rudnicki, and Ray Leblanc. Sign up here.

• April 25, Semgrep Community Panel: Software Supply Chain Security; More Than Just Dependencies with guests Cassie Crossley, Allan Freedman, Wolfgang Goerlich, and host Misha Yalavarthy. Sign up here.

• April 27 - I’m speaking at B-Sides Seattle, in person

• May 7, I will be giving a talk with Scott Helme at RSAC in San Francisco, in person. I’m also going to do a birds of a feather and at least two book signings!!!

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I’m not sure if you feel this way, but gosh I wish I was safe like those bunnies! See you next month folks!